Fastrada in Pippin: " I am just an ordinary housewife and mother just like all you housewives and mothers out there."
Thursday, June 12, 2008
20 Reasons Why Your Dog's Haircut Costs More Than Yours.
20 Reasons why your dog's haircut costs more than yours.
1. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a bath. 2. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a manicure and pedicure. 3. You don't try to bite or scratch your hairdresser 4. You don't wiggle, spin or try to jump out of the hairdresser' s chair. 5. Your hairdresser only cuts the top of your head, not your whole body 6. You don't try to hump the hairdresser 7. Your hairdresser doesn't wipe boogies from your eyes 8. Your hairdresser doesn't pluck and clean your ears 9. Your hairdresser doesn't squeeze your anal glands 10. You don't poop or pee while you are getting your hair cut 11. Your hairdresser does not remove fleas or ticks 12. You don't go 6 weeks (or more) without brushing or washing your hair 13. Your hairdresser doesn't brush your teeth 14. You don't try to bite the clippers. scissors, brush, nail clippers or dryer 15. It doesn't take 3 people to trim your nails 16. Your hairdresser doesn't have to de-matt your hair 17. Your hairdresser would never wash your butt 18. Your hair dresser doesn't give you a "sanitary trim" 19. Drying your hair doesn't blow hair all around that gets on everything. 20. You don't howl or bark while having all this done!
Married to my college sweetheart for 27 years. I've been a Christian for close to 40+ years, but I am a new convert to the Catholic Church. I am a Stay at Home Mom and wife. I am a mom of 3 wonderful kiddos. A 24year old DD who has left the nest and is now married. A 26 year old blind, mentally handicapped, and autistic son, and another teenage son still at home. I am an Advocate for Children with Special Needs. I am a City Momma longing for the Country. Perpetual Optimist. Domestic Diva. I Love to Cook and I Love to Sew. Organizationally Challenged. A SHE (SHE=Sidetracked Home Executive)
Ex- Family Day Care Provider,
Ex- Special Ed Teacher,
Ex- Cub Scout Den Leader, -----------------------
My DVT and PE Story (May Thurner's Syndrome) http://deenyssimplejoys.blogspot.com/2011/01/may-thurners-syndrome-my-dvt-and-pe.html
Recipes and Meals I am using for my Weight loss Journey. As I use a recipe or create a meal, I am calculating the nutrition and WW points plus. This New Recipe collection will be constantly growing and being added to as I adapt my regular recipes to fit the plan. Check back often.
Deana's Recipes Includes my favorite tried and true recipes, many recipes have Weight Watchers' Points and Nutrition Information but not all.
Today's Bible Readings
Why I'm Catholic: My Studies in Clearing up the Misconceptions that I had about the Catholic Church